There's nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you've got a good fit going.

The vampire underworld is much larger than most people could imagine. It exists in all the cities mentioned in the book, but also in many, many more. Teenagers, especially, seem to like to act out vampire fantasies.

I was crazily, deeply, incredibly, joyously, terrifiedly in love.

Do I open it? Do I open it? Of course I freaking open it!

I learnt to love reading. And then I started scribbling stories, and I liked that even more.

Does anything on you work properly?" Asked ter Borcht. "Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony." Replied Iggy.

Every once in a while, I'll have a 'Do you know who I am?' moment, at least in my head. I hate that.