It’s, like, a safety bomb.” -Iggy

I was always a good student, but I didn't read that much until I was 18 and I was working my way through college.

Have you ever been to Colorado?" I frowned. "Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?

And then as always, I saw the prayer coming at me. And, as always, Number 1 killed me! Set me on fire, cooked me to medium rare and then ate me! I really, really, really hope I haven't just given away the ending of this story.

Once I was seated, I couldn't help people-watching. I'll admit it, I'm an addict from way back.

guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would have snarled back "Yeah. You want pepperoni?" -Maximum Ride