guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

Iggy: "Now what? Who you gonna call?" A quiet voice in the hallway outside: "Ghostbusters!" (Captain Perry and John groan) John: "That phrase is ruined forever.

Fang was going to kill me. And after I was dead, he would kill me again.

Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.

I’ve been listening to how the Roman Empire fell and all I can say is, it didn’t fall nearly fast enough!”-Iggy

When its true, when it's right, love can give you the kind of joy that you can't get from any other experience.

Being the leader means you have to make life or death decisions sometimes.