Do I open it? Do I open it? Of course I freaking open it!

What I'm really addicted to is getting people to understand that if their kids aren't competent readers coming out of middle school, it's really going to be hard for them in high school.

The act of laughing releases some nice chemical into your brain, you feel good and it's free.

I remembered something my first partner had told me. Never wrestle with a pig, Lindsay. You both get dirty. The pig likes it.

I love you. I love your smile, your snarl, your grin, your face when you're sleeping.

I recommend you stick to your own species, Shy Babe." p. 155

It's the ciiiiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiife!" Iggy sang