Some kids get called "bundles of joy" or "slices of heaven" or "dreams come true." We got "the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments." Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.

Angel screeched with fury and despair to the empty walls around her. "I'm human, do you hear me? It hurts!

I love you. I love your smile, your snarl, your grin, your face when you're sleeping.

Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said

Part 3 BACK TO SCHOOL (THE NORMAL KIND)

i like james patterson

"Hello, Max," he said quietly, searching my face. "How do you feel?" Which was a ten on the 'imbecilic question' scale of one to ten. "Why, I feel fine, Jeb," I said brightly. "How about you?" "Any nausea? Headache?" "Yep. And it's standing here talking to me."