Some kids get called "bundles of joy" or "slices of heaven" or "dreams come true." We got "the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments." Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.

I wouldn’t trust you if you were the last life raft leaving the Titanic.”-max

Excuse me? I'm alive too.

you plan to fail if you fail to plan

Bombs are good. I love bombs."--Iggy

He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.

On the other hand, even a big, '80s love van was less noticeable than six flying kids and their talking dog. So there you go.