Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!

The hardest part about parenting is when I have to be The Dad--aka the Fun-Sucker--as opposed to being a friend.

Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie.

How is San Francisco, Alex? Lovely city. Will you leave your heart there? Do you think it's a good place to die?

But what is life if you don't live it?

Gazzy: "Just Ten?" Angel: "No." Gazzy: "Five?" Angel: "No.

And there I was, pretty as heck, brown eyes, a few freckles, fashion challenged, and a bad attitude. Max II.