Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!

You have a memory chip that small implanted in you,” he verified. I nodded, guessing this was somewhat worse than having cooties.

My mom had a soft heart after all! Instead of being chained by both wrists, we were only chained by one ankle! I mean, if I’d been looking for proof that she really did love me, this was it, right?

You're lucky if you find something you like to do, and it's a miracle if somebody will pay you to do it.

How could you stop loving me?

My invite must have gotten lost in the mail," she said venomously. "But I don't mind crashing this party. -Maximum Ride talking to Max II

Beware the anger of a patient man.