Ari smiled. The sun was shining, the weather was great, he was eating ice cream, and all his dreams were about to come true.
James PattersonYou're lucky if you find something you like to do, and it's a miracle if somebody will pay you to do it.
James PattersonA vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.
James PattersonActually, I'd already briefed him, early this morning. Since we were up at six. Since, at six, the nurse had been overcome with the overwhelming compulsion to take Fang's temperature right then.
James PattersonI want to do it too!" (sitting motionless) Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church." Max: (muttering) "Appropriately enough." Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still) Max: "No, you're visible." Iggy: "Am not!" Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?
James Patterson