I was crazily, deeply, incredibly, joyously, terrifiedly in love.

The hardest part about parenting is when I have to be The Dad--aka the Fun-Sucker--as opposed to being a friend.

Jeb climbed the ladder Fang had just lowered and I indulged in a moments fantasy about someone slamming the trapdoor on his head.”-max

Advice: Don’t wait until someone you have issues with — especially someone you’re related to — gets shot before you work it out.

Excuse me? I'm alive too.

Fang felt a cold jolt, then dismissed it. Max wasn’t dead. He would know, somehow. He would have felt it. The world still felt the same to him; therefore, Max was still in it.

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?