Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)

Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.

Being the leader means you have to make life or death decisions sometimes.

Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha.

Yes, I sounded like a pathetic weenie. I prefer to think of it as showing my softer side.

Knowledge is a terrible burden. It may help you, but it might also destroy you.

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.