I'm a very good storyteller; I have a lot of compassion for people. That's very useful for a novelist. A lot of novelists are snots. They're just mean people. I'm not a terribly skilled stylist, nor do I want to be. I want a lot of people to read one of my stories and go, 'That was pretty cool.'
James PattersonYes. I owed my life, Angel's life, and my mother's life to a mutant's ability to create industrial-strength snot.
James PattersonI have an idea. Itโs risky, and Max will kill us when she finds out.โ Iggy raised his head. โSounds like my kind of idea.
James PattersonTotal?" I called. He looked up alertly, then ran over to me, small pink tongue hanging out. Total?" I said when he was close. "Can you talk?" He flopped down on the grass, panting slightly. "Yeah. So?" Jeezum. I mean, mutant weirdos are nothing new to me, you know? But a talking dog?
James Patterson