Look, we're trying to explore other options to your retirement," the whitecoat said. "You might be useful to us in other ways." Because we're not that useful dead,"Nudge said thoughtfully. No," I agreed. "Well, maybe as doorstops." The whitecat made an "eew" expression. Or those things in a parking lot that show where the cars should stop," suggested Iggy. He closed his eyes and went stiff, to demonstrate what it would look like. Also an option.

I don't know why, but life is usually more complicated than the plans that we make.

They call me, The Sharkalator

Everything I loved was taken away from me, and I did not die.

Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was Fang and he was giggling hysterically. For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle, esspecially hysterically.

you plan to fail if you fail to plan

This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad.