Are you fangalicious? -Jess, a random blogger I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.-Fang

Why aren't crazy people content to take over, like, one town? It always has to be the whole word. They can't just control maybe twenty people. The have to control everyone. The can't just be stinking rich. The can't just do genetic experiments on a couple unlucky few. They have to put something in the water. In the air. To get everyone. I was tired of all of it.

Love between two people can last a long time if the people love themselves some, and are ready to give love to another person.

Actually, I'd already briefed him, early this morning. Since we were up at six. Since, at six, the nurse had been overcome with the overwhelming compulsion to take Fang's temperature right then.

Gazzy, man, jeezum!" Fang exclaimed. "What the heck have you been eating for God's sake?" That was a smoke bomb!" Gazzy defended himself. "Not even i could fill this whole flippin' house!

Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie.

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)