I guess I write four or five hours a day, but I do it seven days a week. It's very disciplined, yes, but it's joy for me.

Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?

I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak package.

Louisiana, the state road maintenance forgot.

Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned.

Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie.

There's a saying I remember from my grandmother: One today is worth two tomorrows.