Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

Everything I loved was taken away from me, and I did not die.

We try not to encourage demonstrations of his mastery of the gaseous arts.

I vill eat nine Snikuhs bahs visout bahfing

Who ya gonna call?" "Ghostbusters!" "That phrase is ruined forever.

That'd be just what I need: a rash of car thefts across America, committed by dedicated readers.

Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world.