I never miss a good chance to shut up

i like james patterson

Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.

I hoped I wasn't actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard.

I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max

Total?" I called. He looked up alertly, then ran over to me, small pink tongue hanging out. Total?" I said when he was close. "Can you talk?" He flopped down on the grass, panting slightly. "Yeah. So?" Jeezum. I mean, mutant weirdos are nothing new to me, you know? But a talking dog?

It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.