Life is such a miracle, a series of small miracles.It really is, if you learn how to look at it with the right perspective.

Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?" * Max: "Why, is your head missing some?" o Chapter 68 p. 214 + Fang carried Max while flying after she had "a stroke or something". Gazzy: "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?" Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.

If you want to write for yourself, get a diary. If you want to write for your friends, get a blog. If you want to write for others...become an author.

You're lucky if you find something you like to do, and it's a miracle if somebody will pay you to do it.

There's nothing more dangerous than than someone trying to act for the greater good.

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

I didn't think he was a robot...but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how could I tell? Ha ha!