"You were designed to be very smart, Max," she told me. "We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing." "And yet I still can't program my DVD player," I said.
James PattersonMy life would never contain a convenient, pain-saving plan when it could stretch a problem out into an endless agony of uncertainty and torture.
James PattersonI didn't care for most of the books I was being asked to read in school. I started reading like crazy right after high school when I got a job in a mental hospital. I was working my way through college, and I did a lot of night shifts, and there was nothing to do. So I read like crazy, serious stuff, all the classics.
James PattersonI hate this guy,โ Ari muttered, keeping his head down โThereโs a club,โ I told him. โThe Haters of ter Borcht Club. Have you gotten your badge yet?
James Patterson