Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like grits, but with high self-esteem.

I don't believe in lecturing people. It's much more effective to present reading as a fun, rewarding pastime.

I wouldn’t trust you if you were the last life raft leaving the Titanic.”-max

I tried to shake some water off. "I got a message from Angel,"i said, scanning the tunnel."She says there's massive danger down here,something too big for us to fix or deal with." "So of course you immediately came down.

Excellent. They were flammable.

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)

How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?" Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.