Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like grits, but with high self-esteem.

Beware the anger of a patient man.

I just wish I could walk into my Senator’s office and say, “Senator Dude, Um, we have a problem with these sicko scientists…” But then again, I don’t think we have a Senator, do we? Is there a state where mutant freaks are represented? If so, let me know.

They [Erasers] were bad fliers," Angel chimed in, "And in their minds, they weren't all kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, remember to flap!

Do I open it? Do I open it? Of course I freaking open it!

Nowhere will you meet more interesting people than in books.

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)