I have a folder in my office with about 400 ideas in it. So it will take me another 40 years to get through those.

Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.

I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!

Then I found it: the source of the blood, the place where he'd been shot. 'Total?' I said, and I got a slight whimper. 'You have a boo-boo on your tail.

YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.

Great, they give blind kids guns," I said, trying to lessen his horror. "I don't even let Iggy have a gun. Usually.

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)