Reading is not work, not a chore, not a drudgery; reading is the most joyful thing, yet, in the world.

I offered to pee on him, but they said no

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)

Advice: Don’t wait until someone you have issues with — especially someone you’re related to — gets shot before you work it out.

They [Erasers] were bad fliers," Angel chimed in, "And in their minds, they weren't all kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, remember to flap!

What are we but our stories?

I don't believe in lecturing people. It's much more effective to present reading as a fun, rewarding pastime.