happy all life for ever

I want to know about my mom. And other stuff. I want to know the whole story, good or bad.” “Me, too,” said Gazzy. “I want to find my parents so I can tell’m what total scuzzes they are. Like, ‘Hi, mom and dad, you’re such scum!

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I still felt like I might hurl, and I thought about how awful that would be in midair.

The receptionist looked us over, then went back to typing something incredibly urgent—like her résumé́ for another job.

There's nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you've got a good fit going.

I choose you, Max. -Fang