No, Michael, I do not trust you on a boat, I do not trust you on a goat. I do not trust you here. I do not trust you there. I do not trust you anywhere.

There are people who have too much space between their ears, and given the time, do nothing but free fall forever inside their head. It's a spooky thing to be left alone inside an angry innerverse.

When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there's bound to be a few chicken dinners.

Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad.

I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour.

I was definitely the oddball freak show in school.

Tease hair, not homos!