I can be an incredibly fabulous person, and I don't have to be in the highest heels, the tallest wig, the skimpiest outfit.

When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there's bound to be a few chicken dinners.

People die all around us all the time. Drop like flies. Overdose. Aids. Sometimes they kill themselves. People come. They go. Dying is the same as rehab or moving back to Missouri. It just means I won't be seeing them again

If we're all going to hell in a handbasket, we might as well make it a party on the way down

So let's start at the very begining (a very good place to start...)

Watch out for the average--they're usually hiding something big.

I can be an incredibly fabulous person, and I don't have to be in the highest heels, the tallest wig, the skimpiest outfit.