If letters had eyebrows, these would be arched.

If we're all going to hell in a handbasket, we might as well make it a party on the way down

And what do we have here? A scary monster, cowboy, and a fairy princess! Here's a hit of ecstasy, run along now.

I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour.

I can remember every outfit I wore to every party going back to 1983.

I give you bitter pills, in a sugar coating. The pills are harmless - the poison's in the sugar

Watch out for the average--they're usually hiding something big.