If letters had eyebrows, these would be arched.

I give you bitter pills, in a sugar coating. The pills are harmless - the poison's in the sugar

If we're all going to hell in a handbasket, we might as well make it a party on the way down

There are people who have too much space between their ears, and given the time, do nothing but free fall forever inside their head. It's a spooky thing to be left alone inside an angry innerverse.

The generation that has the greatest access to knowledge in the history of mankind is the one that cares the least about it.

When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there's bound to be a few chicken dinners.

No, Michael, I do not trust you on a boat, I do not trust you on a goat. I do not trust you here. I do not trust you there. I do not trust you anywhere.