When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there's bound to be a few chicken dinners.

Tease hair, not homos!

We didn't wish -- wishes are wasted... We didn't hope -- because our future was inevitable... And we didn't pray -- we were on our own.

It's all about self-expression; you know, if you feel like a troll then you should look like a troll. It doesn't matter what you look like. I mean, if you have a hunchback just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing!

I give you bitter pills, in a sugar coating. The pills are harmless - the poison's in the sugar

The generation that has the greatest access to knowledge in the history of mankind is the one that cares the least about it.

Watch out for the average--they're usually hiding something big.