Tease hair, not homos!

The generation that has the greatest access to knowledge in the history of mankind is the one that cares the least about it.

I was definitely the oddball freak show in school.

The true nature of evil is that it is so very casual.

No, Michael, I do not trust you on a boat, I do not trust you on a goat. I do not trust you here. I do not trust you there. I do not trust you anywhere.

We didn't wish -- wishes are wasted... We didn't hope -- because our future was inevitable... And we didn't pray -- we were on our own.

Don't sleep through your dreams.