So let's start at the very begining (a very good place to start...)

If letters had eyebrows, these would be arched.

I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour.

I can be an incredibly fabulous person, and I don't have to be in the highest heels, the tallest wig, the skimpiest outfit.

I give you bitter pills, in a sugar coating. The pills are harmless - the poison's in the sugar

I was definitely the oddball freak show in school.

It's a spooky thing to be left alone inside an angry innerverse.