There are people who have too much space between their ears, and given the time, do nothing but free fall forever inside their head. It's a spooky thing to be left alone inside an angry innerverse.

I can be an incredibly fabulous person, and I don't have to be in the highest heels, the tallest wig, the skimpiest outfit.

The generation that has the greatest access to knowledge in the history of mankind is the one that cares the least about it.

Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself.

There are people who have too much space between their ears, and given the time, do nothing but free fall forever inside their head. It's a spooky thing to be left alone inside an angry innerverse.

If we're all going to hell in a handbasket, we might as well make it a party on the way down

Tease hair, not homos!