No, Michael, I do not trust you on a boat, I do not trust you on a goat. I do not trust you here. I do not trust you there. I do not trust you anywhere.
So let's start at the very begining (a very good place to start...)
Don't sleep through your dreams.
Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself.
The true nature of evil is that it is so very casual.
If we're all going to hell in a handbasket, we might as well make it a party on the way down