Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself.

We didn't wish -- wishes are wasted... We didn't hope -- because our future was inevitable... And we didn't pray -- we were on our own.

I can remember every outfit I wore to every party going back to 1983.

Tease hair, not homos!

If we're all going to hell in a handbasket, we might as well make it a party on the way down

When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there's bound to be a few chicken dinners.

I don’t know how you look at the inside of your head — what metaphor you choose — but for those of us with endless yawning stretches of interior and nothing but nothing to stop us from getting lost in it, drugs can be wonderfully helpful.