Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself.

I can remember every outfit I wore to every party going back to 1983.

I can be an incredibly fabulous person, and I don't have to be in the highest heels, the tallest wig, the skimpiest outfit.

Tease hair, not homos!

Watch out for the average--they're usually hiding something big.

The true nature of evil is that it is so very casual.

If letters had eyebrows, these would be arched.