I'm trying to look at my blessings and how amazingly well against all odds things have turned out for me.

I would advise you to keep your overhead down; avoid a major drug habit; play everyday, and take it front of other people. They need to hear it, and you need them to hear it.

Television news is now entertainment, and the stories are being written by the people that have a special interest in them.

You can bring your enemies to their knees with the possible exception of the North Vietnamese.

You have to choose whether to love yourself or not.

Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!

Baby booty, juicy fruity, truck stop cutie, road side beauty, I'm in love with you.