There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.

American girls often marry someone they can't stand to spite someone they can.

I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.

Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.

A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.