The Old Man ain’t afraid of hell

I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

The paths of glory at least lead to the Grave, but the paths of duty may not get you Anywhere.

Dogs are obsessed with being happy.

Most of the faint intimations of immortality of which we are occasionally aware would seem to arise out of Art or the materials of Art.

Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.