Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.

Americans want to go to heaven without dying.

When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.

A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.

Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.

I hate women because they have brought into the currency of our language such expressions as "all righty" and "yes indeedy" and hundreds of others.

My drawings have been described as pre-internationalist, meaning that they were finished before the ideas for them had occurred to me. I shall not argue the point.