Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the daytime or when both were sober.

Somebody has said that woman's place is in the wrong. That's fine. What the wrong needs is a woman's presence and a woman's touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes.