Columbus is a town in which almost anything is likely to happen, and in which almost everything has.

When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.

The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them; Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road.

The sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at the end of that time he begins to mutter to himself, and calls out in his sleep.

Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.