Columbus is a town in which almost anything is likely to happen, and in which almost everything has.

A woman's place is in the wrong.

Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog

I loathe the expression “What makes him tick.” It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solutions, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm.

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.