(Cartoon caption:) I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.

Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.

The pounding of the cylinders increased: ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa.

Love is what you've been through with somebody.

Dogs are obsessed with being happy.