(Cartoon caption:) I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.

I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are set up, and because I have the hope it may do some good.

Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!

The paths of glory at least lead to the Grave, but the paths of duty may not get you Anywhere.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

Dogs are obsessed with being happy.

Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority.