Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals

It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.

Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.

Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the daytime or when both were sober.

A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody'.

Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!