So much has already been written about everything that you can't find out anything about it.

If I have sometimes seemed to make fun of Woman, I assure you it has only been for the purpose of egging her on.

We all have faults, and mine is being wicked.

Quick, name some towns in New Jersey

I drew pictures rapidly and with few lines, because I had to write most of the pieces, too, and couldn't monkey long with the drawings. The divine urge was no higher than that.

I'm sixty-five and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-eight.

At forty my faculties may have closed up like flowers at evening, leaving me unable to write my memoirs with a fitting and discreet inaccuracy, or, having written them, unable to carry them to the publisher.