So much has already been written about everything that you can't find out anything about it.

Columbus is a town in which almost anything is likely to happen, and in which almost everything has.

He had as much fun in the water as any person I have known. You didn't have to throw a stick in the water to get him to go in. Of course, he would bring back a stick to you if you did throw one in. He would even have brought back a piano if you had thrown one in.

A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Though statisticians in our time have never kept the score, Man wants a great deal here below and Woman even more.

I could have killed Gregory Fitzhurst at three hundred feet with my left hand.