Surely no other American institution is so bound around and tightened up by rules, strictures, adages, and superstitions as the Broadway theatre.

No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity.

Reason is 6/7 of treason.

She wasn't much to look at but she was something to think about.

Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.

The sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at the end of that time he begins to mutter to himself, and calls out in his sleep.

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.