Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody'.

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

If I have sometimes seemed to make fun of Woman, I assure you it has only been for the purpose of egging her on.

Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.

Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.