Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

We all know that the theater and every play that comes to Broadway have within themselves, like the human being, the seed of self-destruction and the certainty of death. The thing is to see how long the theater, the play, and the human being can last in spite of themselves.

I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?

When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.

Love is what you've been through with somebody.

With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.

I don't remember any blue poodles.