All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
A wet dog is lovingest.
If a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get the worst case of strabismus since Hannibal lost an eye trying to count his nineteen elephants during a snowstorm while crossing the Alps.
Youcanfooltoomanyofthepeopletoomuchofthetime. See Lincoln 510:35.
He had as much fun in the water as any person I have known. You didn't have to throw a stick in the water to get him to go in. Of course, he would bring back a stick to you if you did throw one in. He would even have brought back a piano if you had thrown one in.