No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity.
James ThurberI'm sixty-five and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-eight.
James ThurberI am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
James Thurber