I hate women because they have brought into the currency of our language such expressions as "all righty" and "yes indeedy" and hundreds of others.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40.

It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.

I don't remember any blue poodles.

These are the days of bootleg love.

The unicorn is a mythical beast.