I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40.

Quick, name some towns in New Jersey

Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the daytime or when both were sober.

If I have sometimes seemed to make fun of Woman, I assure you it has only been for the purpose of egging her on.

Dogs are obsessed with being happy.

Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.

Though statisticians in our time have never kept the score, Man wants a great deal here below and Woman even more.