The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it.

I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.

A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.

A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody'.

Love is what you've been through with somebody.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.