Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.

I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.

If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.

Dogs are obsessed with being happy.

I'm sixty-five and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-eight.