Somebody has said that woman's place is in the wrong. That's fine. What the wrong needs is a woman's presence and a woman's touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.

Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised

A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.

A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.

Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog