God bless... God damn.

If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.

Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.

It takes that je ne sais quoi which we call sophistication for a woman to be magnificent in a drawing-room when her faculties have departed but she herself has not yet gone home.

A wet dog is lovingest.

I drew pictures rapidly and with few lines, because I had to write most of the pieces, too, and couldn't monkey long with the drawings. The divine urge was no higher than that.

Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.