Though statisticians in our time have never kept the score, Man wants a great deal here below and Woman even more.

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.

Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the daytime or when both were sober.

Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.

I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.

We all have faults, and mine is being wicked.