Though statisticians in our time have never kept the score, Man wants a great deal here below and Woman even more.

No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity.

My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or grace of expression, and that such oral give and take helps to perpetuate the decline of the English language.

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.

Until a man can quit talking loudly to himself in order to shout down the memories of blunderings and gropings, he is in no shape for the painstaking examination of distress.

Looks can be deceiving; it's eating that's believing.

The pounding of the cylinders increased: ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa.