Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.
These are the days of bootleg love.
The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
Somebody has said that woman's place is in the wrong. That's fine. What the wrong needs is a woman's presence and a woman's touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.