American girls often marry someone they can't stand to spite someone they can.

He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes.

It was Lisa, aged five, whose mother asked her to thank my wife for the peas we had sent them from our garden. 'I thought the peas were awful, I wish you and Mrs. Thurber were dead, and I hate trees,' said Lisa.

I drew pictures rapidly and with few lines, because I had to write most of the pieces, too, and couldn't monkey long with the drawings. The divine urge was no higher than that.

Quick, name some towns in New Jersey

A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.

Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.