The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn't get lost enough.

A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.

Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.

Muggs was always sorry, Mother said, when he bit someone, but we could never understand how she figured this out. He didn't act sorry.

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.

The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.