If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
For one thing, she pronounced flowers 'flars' and I couldn't let it slide.
Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.